I am Juan 'of the dead' Ortiz and I run OFTHEDEAD DESIGNS. Began in 2005 and I have been doing what I love ever since. I've worked with bands all over the world, big and small of all genres.

-20's -in a relationship with the most amazing girl in the world-
-work in a print shop-
-free lance graphic designer-

if you have any questions/comments or have a design you'd like to have made please fell free to email me at ofthedead209@gmail.com or leave a question in my ask box.

if you are looking to get artwork printed visit my shops website.
Background Illustrations provided by: http://edison.rutgers.edu/



The Wallet Ninja

It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!

BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.

GET your own Wallet Ninja ($14.99)


Follow us: Inspiring Pieces

My boyfriend would like this

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I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.

Oh I just gotta snuggle my baby bear!